【莎士比亚先生搞笑画作组】纸胶带

一次收入10款莎士比亚搞笑画作的纸胶带开卖啰!! 材质：和纸胶带(低黏性，免紧张贴歪歪) 尺寸：15mmX10米，厚度75±5(um) 产品规格：1入 莎士比亚狂想小故事： 【莎士比亚先生爆肝中】 因为责任编辑的“连夜陪伴”， 结果一口气把亨利四世到八世都写完， 却也因此而爆肝的莎士比亚先生。 【The Exhausted Sir Shakespeare】 Sir Shakespeare was exhausted after writing his play Henry IV through Henry VIII all at once at the supervision of the chief editor. 【莎士比亚先生色眯眯】 心里一边想着如果原本的责任编辑先生能一直生病， 然后让最近来代班的编辑小姐A成为自己的责任编辑， “一定就可以写出很多情诗的说~” 而不自觉露出色眯眯表情的莎士比亚先生。 【Sir Shakespeare and his lusty smile】 Sir Shakespeare thought that his chief editor continue to be sick so the new female editor can be his chief editor, then, he must be able to write many love poems. As his thought flew, he smiled cunningly. 【莎士比亚先生X楳图一雄先生】 在写作悲剧的时光中， 曾经数度陷入楳图一雄世界的恐怖情绪之中， 因此出现人格分裂般情绪的类楳图一雄风格的莎士比亚先生。 什么？这两个人存在的时空有问题？哎呀，莎士比亚有些事情已经不可考了啦~ 【Sir William Shakespeare vs Umezu Kazuo】 While Sir Shakespeare was writing, he lost himself inside the scary Umezu Kazuo World, therefore he got special disease similar to the multiple personality disorder What? They don’t exist at the same era? Well, lots of things about Shakespeare was untraceable. 【深受打击的莎士比亚先生】 就要剧本要完稿前， 却收到编辑说： “为了避免老师再度拖稿， 下一部作品也请在这个礼拜交出来。” 因此失去假期心境而深受打击的莎士比亚先生。 【Devastated Sir Shakespeare】 Sir Shakespeare was devastated when he is told by the editor that: “Just in case you delay the next play again, please finish the next play and hand it in at the same time this week.” 【充满忧郁的莎士比亚先生】 责任编辑出现在自己家门口对自己说： “谁跟你说我生病了？啊你的剧本咧？” 因此而阴郁的莎士比亚先生。 【The Moody Shakespeare】 Sir Shakespeare became moody when the Chief editor appears in front of his door and said, “Who told you I am ill? Where is your script?” 【充满无奈的莎士比亚先生】 为了责任编辑说要搞个新企划， 因此必须在一个月内写出四大喜剧的剧本， 结果数度写到已经对笑点无感， 最后导致─ 眼神死 ─ 的莎士比亚先生。 【The Helpless Shakespeare】 The Chief Editor wanted a new proposal and therefore Sir Shakespeare must complete the Four Tragedies, and so he has completely ran out of funny points and turn into this kind of facial expression. 【莎士比亚先生赌气中】 明明就说好这次剧本如果准时交稿就要好好喝一杯， 结果准时交稿后编辑却只带了一手啤酒到自己家中来喝一杯。 而且连下酒菜都没有。 因此而赌气的莎士比亚先生。 【Frustrated Shakespeare】 Sir Shakespeare feels frustrated because the Chief Editor said that when the script is handed it, they would go out to have a drink. But when Shakespeare handed in the script, the Chief Editor only brought half a dozen of beer. 【莎士比亚先生冷汗直冒】 之前跟编辑说自己剧本已经写完四分之三， 结果就听见编辑说已经在来的路上， 但其实剧本根本一片空白。 这时候就是这么慌张的莎士比亚先生！！ 【Cold Sweating of Sir Shakespeare】 Sir Shakespeare told the editor that he has first 3/4 of the script, but actually he hasn’t done any of it. However, the editor said that he is on his way to Shakespeare’s house. Therefore, Sir Shakespeare feels really helpless. 【吐血的莎士比亚先生】 由于书写剧本量过于巨大， 因此即便责任编辑没有来催稿， 但是家里的电话声响起的时候， 都会因此惊恐而吐血的莎士比亚先生。 【The Blood-Vomiting Shakespeare】 Sir William Shakespeare is so overstressed from the writing workload. Therefore even when the Editor didn’t come to hurry him, he would still be shocked by the phone ring and so he vomited bloods. 【变成小丑的莎士比亚先生】 面对责任编辑因为拿不到稿件而冲着自己怒吼的时候， 莎士比亚先生表示自己通常都会到厕所里面两分钟冷静一下。 不过责任编辑却表示， 莎士比亚的确通常会去厕所两分钟， 但他曾经三度顶着小丑妆从厕所出来， 然后模仿蝙蝠侠里的小丑对说： “Why~so~serious?” 编辑表示那个举动曾经有两度让他当场气到中风。 莎士比亚先生则是听着责任编辑一边说自己一边笑， 最后还很开心的画上了传说中的小丑妆让杂志取得了这张难得的照片。 【The Clown-Faced Shakespeare】 When the Chief Editor screamed at his face angrily because of the postponing of the script, Sir Shakespeare often go to the men’s room to calm down. However, the Chief Editor told the press that he often comes out with a clown-face and pretending to be the clown in the Batman and said, “Why so serious?” This happened twice which made the Chief Editor almost got shocked and passed away. As the Chief Editor was talking, Sir Shakespeare went into the men’s room and put on the clown-face for the press to take this picture. 画作：H Stuff Room出品，H之手